HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!
— Phoenician cloth merchant, c. 6th century BCE
National Woollen Mills in Wheeling, West Virginia, around 1914
Unidentified artist
Leonard A. Lauder Postcard Archive
PEEP SHOW/TERROR CROSSOVER RETURNS
Super Hans edition

Markhor Goat Head - copper alloy, shell, and red stone - Sumerian, Early Dynastic III, c. 2550–2250 BCE
Desire to remain trapped in my misery vs desire to eat a delicious and marginally healthy comfort meal of rice and tofu smothered in hoisen-peanut sauce for lunch tomorrow.
*lays down face first in the dirt whilst dancing queen by ABBA echoes in the background and cheap LED disco lights flash in the woods*
incase you were wondering no, the fairy king still wont fuck me :/

crab. Moche culture, Peru. 6-7th century. copper.
Solution: don’t leave dangerous wires out in front of toddlers😉 babies don’t understand what’s dangerous. But they only see what’s in front of them, and especially if you draw attention to it. Don’t tell them not to eat laundry detergent either, put it away so they can’t reach it. It’s not adults job to reason with them like another adult, it’s our job to actually make sure they don’t get mortally wounded.😊
"This is a response to a post I made about how Tumblr users - like toddlers - will miss the point of what you were trying to say by getting caught up in the sematics of how you worded it.
IBM System/370 with color terminal at NASA in 1983.
based off of @navysealt4t’s post :3

Snowdrops - Jette Stoltz , 1983.
Swedish , 1923-2010
Oil on canvas, 61 x 50 cm.